Sidtikjin is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unthinking camel.

Sidtikjin created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidtikjin, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sidtikjin, he will not care.

Sidtikjin's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sidtikjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Run away if four great tits approach from the south.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always pray immersed in water.