Spagquatfum Cenjapwot is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, uncaring cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Spagquatfum Cenjapwot created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagquatfum Cenjapwot, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Spagquatfum Cenjapwot, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Spagquatfum Cenjapwot's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Spagquatfum Cenjapwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not keep six frogs in a large pit.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.