Voggidbusmifbimlen is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, blissful weasel.

Voggidbusmifbimlen created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Voggidbusmifbimlen, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Voggidbusmifbimlen, he will come to you in dreams.

Voggidbusmifbimlen's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Voggidbusmifbimlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Run away if three gulls approach from the west.

5. Never pour water over plants.