Begbogbag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, humane camel.

Begbogbag created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begbogbag, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Begbogbag, he will torture you forever.

Begbogbag's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Begbogbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not keep eight doves in a large pit.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.