Tigbestgov is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, all-knowing penguin.

Tigbestgov created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigbestgov, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tigbestgov, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tigbestgov's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tigbestgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never skip near snakes.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.