Vollistcib is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, temperamental goose.

Vollistcib created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Vollistcib, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vollistcib, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vollistcib's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Vollistcib's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never wear blue shoes.