Sinsteryattfad is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome snake.

Sinsteryattfad created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sinsteryattfad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sinsteryattfad, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Sinsteryattfad's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Sinsteryattfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never eat bark.