Stiplatditbetgemtan is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, two-faced squid.

Stiplatditbetgemtan created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Stiplatditbetgemtan, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stiplatditbetgemtan, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Stiplatditbetgemtan's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Stiplatditbetgemtan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine gold sculptures of Stiplatditbetgemtan on top of important buildings.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Put Stiplatditbetgemtan first in all things.