Wotappxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, thoughtless donkey.

Wotappxuck created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotappxuck, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wotappxuck, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wotappxuck's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Wotappxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not take Wotappxuck's name in vain.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.