Narlnullrat Vabgadspag is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying ant.

Narlnullrat Vabgadspag created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlnullrat Vabgadspag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Narlnullrat Vabgadspag, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Narlnullrat Vabgadspag's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Narlnullrat Vabgadspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not kill hamsters.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never hurt seals.

5. Always wear orange.