Tonbessyarfet is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthoughtful dog.

Tonbessyarfet created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Tonbessyarfet, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tonbessyarfet, she will turn you into a plant.

Tonbessyarfet's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Tonbessyarfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black corsets.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Tonbessyarfet loves whales, so they must be respected.

5. Never eat green fruit.