Dumdoblid Siggigsab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, passionate hare.

Dumdoblid Siggigsab created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumdoblid Siggigsab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dumdoblid Siggigsab, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dumdoblid Siggigsab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dumdoblid Siggigsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Dumdoblid Siggigsab loves foxes, so they must be respected.

4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.