Zedmifdag is a god.

It takes the form of a small, egotistical hedgehog.

Zedmifdag created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zedmifdag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zedmifdag, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Zedmifdag's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Zedmifdag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five whales approach from the north.

2. Never feed peanuts to foxes while wearing magenta kilts.

3. Never talk about gravity near tortoises while wearing pink jumpers and balancing seven zinc spheres on your back.

4. Never feed lots of bread to snakes while wearing green skirts.

5. Never talk about porpoises.