Dandobing is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unselfish newt.

Dandobing created energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Dandobing, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dandobing, it will destroy your home solar system.

Dandobing's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dandobing's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta kilts.

2. Never paint your face cyan.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.