Hubpinfat is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, almighty cow.

Hubpinfat created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hubpinfat, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hubpinfat, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hubpinfat's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hubpinfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never hurt goats.