Gabflagren is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful hydra.

Gabflagren created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Gabflagren, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gabflagren, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gabflagren's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Gabflagren's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Hide from orange tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Do not kill eagles.