Cemkimhun is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unselfish hippopotamus.

Cemkimhun created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemkimhun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cemkimhun, she will turn you into a tree.

Cemkimhun's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cemkimhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. You must pray to Cemkimhun nine times a day.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not eat coconuts.