Abjad Wanpog is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent dragonfly.

Abjad Wanpog created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Abjad Wanpog, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Abjad Wanpog, he will remove you from existence.

Abjad Wanpog's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Abjad Wanpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never mention turtles.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Never wear indigo coats.