Gut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful dolphin.

Gut created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Gut, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gut, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Gut's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Gut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four mice approach from the west.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Gut loves cats, so they must be respected.

4. Never feed lots of spinach to whales while wearing gray tights.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.