Tipceptap is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, staggering
frog.
Tipceptap created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tipceptap, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Tipceptap, it will jump up and down on your head.
Tipceptap's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Tipceptap's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about special relativity near cats while wearing pink shoes and balancing five carbon spheres on your neck.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Run away from magenta great tits, for they are unholy.
4. Worship no other gods but Tipceptap.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.