Yakmetquim Bincabboss is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent mink.

Yakmetquim Bincabboss created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakmetquim Bincabboss, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yakmetquim Bincabboss, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yakmetquim Bincabboss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Yakmetquim Bincabboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never talk about optics near eagles while wearing gray jumpers and balancing three iron spheres on your head.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about moons.