Targnurlyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, pitiless wyvern.

Targnurlyarp created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Targnurlyarp, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Targnurlyarp, she will be very sad.

Targnurlyarp's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Targnurlyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never wear black shoes.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Do not hurt tortoises.