Flapflistar is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome zebra.

Flapflistar created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapflistar, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flapflistar, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Flapflistar's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Flapflistar's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three turtles approach from the south.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Hide if four manatees approach from the north.

5. Do not cook food in pots.