Tomruttam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, capable shark.

Tomruttam created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomruttam, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tomruttam, she will destroy your home planet.

Tomruttam's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Tomruttam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Put Tomruttam first in all things.

4. Worship no other gods but Tomruttam.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.