Parkrakbed Quagcudxemvidhombamhot is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful chinchilla.

Parkrakbed Quagcudxemvidhombamhot created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Parkrakbed Quagcudxemvidhombamhot, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Parkrakbed Quagcudxemvidhombamhot, it will refuse to believe in you.

Parkrakbed Quagcudxemvidhombamhot's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Parkrakbed Quagcudxemvidhombamhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of rice to mice while wearing black corsets.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Parkrakbed Quagcudxemvidhombamhot.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Never pour water over plants.