Gennurtnell is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, dishonest porpoise.

Gennurtnell created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gennurtnell, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gennurtnell, she will think nothing of it.

Gennurtnell's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gennurtnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about rats.

2. Never think about dark energy near mites while wearing fawn kilts and balancing four lead spheres on your neck.

3. Do not hurt otters.

4. Gennurtnell loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think ill of sick turtles.