Madmanvol is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate squirrel.

Madmanvol created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madmanvol, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Madmanvol, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Madmanvol's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Madmanvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Madmanvol.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Put Madmanvol first in all things.