Pintigtof is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, moody hedgehog.

Pintigtof created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pintigtof, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pintigtof, it will ignore you.

Pintigtof's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Pintigtof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.