Vinbifpogzedzenhimyik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic whale.

Vinbifpogzedzenhimyik created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Vinbifpogzedzenhimyik, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vinbifpogzedzenhimyik, he will turn you into a sheep.

Vinbifpogzedzenhimyik's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Vinbifpogzedzenhimyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Never write about special relativity.

3. Erect seven tin sculptures of Vinbifpogzedzenhimyik on top of important buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

5. Always help sharks.