Queegbitpop Dogkikjon is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, clever jellyfish.

Queegbitpop Dogkikjon created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegbitpop Dogkikjon, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Queegbitpop Dogkikjon, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Queegbitpop Dogkikjon's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Queegbitpop Dogkikjon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.