Sand Veencunwik is a god.

He takes the form of a large, all-powerful wyvern.

Sand Veencunwik created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sand Veencunwik, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sand Veencunwik, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sand Veencunwik's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Sand Veencunwik's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Fast once a month.