Pithuggab is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, all-powerful butterfly.

Pithuggab created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pithuggab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pithuggab, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Pithuggab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Pithuggab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill geese.

2. Always help sick frogs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

5. Never eat bark.