Bethudyam is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, selfish jellyfish.

Bethudyam created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bethudyam, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bethudyam, it will not care.

Bethudyam's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bethudyam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Bethudyam in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Never feed aubergines to whales while wearing turquoise coats.

5. Do not keep seven frogs in a large pit.