Gidpidjarn is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, conceited rhinoceros.

Gidpidjarn created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidpidjarn, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidpidjarn, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gidpidjarn's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Gidpidjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gidpidjarn.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never go into pink rooms.