Talsterlim is a god.

He takes the form of a large, weak dolphin.

Talsterlim created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Talsterlim, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Talsterlim, he will turn you into a goat.

Talsterlim's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Talsterlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must love Talsterlim.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Do not drink alcohol.