Sadvogdog is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, awe-inspiring hyena.

Sadvogdog created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadvogdog, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sadvogdog, she will jump up and down on your head.

Sadvogdog's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Sadvogdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never paint your face cyan.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Do not covet oxen.