Jarngedstip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omniscient tapir.

Jarngedstip created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jarngedstip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jarngedstip, it will refuse to believe in you.

Jarngedstip's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Jarngedstip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Never leap in the presence of bats.