Stanbudfun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, staggering dolphin.

Stanbudfun created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stanbudfun, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stanbudfun, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Stanbudfun's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Stanbudfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

2. You must pray to Stanbudfun five times a day.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Hide if three dogs approach from the east.