Fubrental is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, emotional
clam.
Fubrental created oxygen nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Fubrental, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Fubrental, he will throw large rocks at you.
Fubrental's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Fubrental's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not hurt moths.