Fubrental is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, emotional clam.

Fubrental created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fubrental, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fubrental, he will throw large rocks at you.

Fubrental's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Fubrental's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not hurt moths.