Cebhogwee is a god.
She takes the form of a small, tiresome
badger.
Cebhogwee created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cebhogwee, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Cebhogwee, she will send you a sign.
Cebhogwee's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Cebhogwee's Holy Commandments1. Never sit in holy places.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cebhogwee.
3. Never talk about moons.
4. Never skip near geese.
5. Always stare at clouds.