Cebhogwee is a god.

She takes the form of a small, tiresome badger.

Cebhogwee created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebhogwee, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cebhogwee, she will send you a sign.

Cebhogwee's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cebhogwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cebhogwee.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never skip near geese.

5. Always stare at clouds.