Tenyoggat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast manatee.

Tenyoggat created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenyoggat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tenyoggat, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tenyoggat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Tenyoggat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Tenyoggat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tenyoggat must be the most important thing in your life.