Gomlarglarg Homloopkin Lunjopnat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, bad-tempered weasel.

Gomlarglarg Homloopkin Lunjopnat created Europe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomlarglarg Homloopkin Lunjopnat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gomlarglarg Homloopkin Lunjopnat, she will cry a lot.

Gomlarglarg Homloopkin Lunjopnat's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Gomlarglarg Homloopkin Lunjopnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Hide if three grasshopers approach from the south.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.