Mabtindim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing duck.

Mabtindim created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabtindim, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mabtindim, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mabtindim's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Mabtindim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help turtles in need.

3. Never paint your legs red.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about gravity near frogs while wearing magenta dresses and balancing four carbon spheres on your hands.