Hasarnarp is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome hamster.

Hasarnarp created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Hasarnarp, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hasarnarp, he will have a low opinion of you.

Hasarnarp's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Hasarnarp's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never think about galaxies.