Fodgarcab is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, loving porpoise.

Fodgarcab created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodgarcab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodgarcab, she will have a low opinion of you.

Fodgarcab's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fodgarcab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.