Sismipbog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ruthless fly.

Sismipbog created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sismipbog, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sismipbog, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sismipbog's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Sismipbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dogs.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.