Bumzenloop is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, resourceful capybara.

Bumzenloop created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumzenloop, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bumzenloop, she will not invite you to parties.

Bumzenloop's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bumzenloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Hide if eight grasshopers approach from the south.