Tanbeplab Quillvigcuss Lagzeddoss is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented shark.

Tanbeplab Quillvigcuss Lagzeddoss created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanbeplab Quillvigcuss Lagzeddoss, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tanbeplab Quillvigcuss Lagzeddoss, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tanbeplab Quillvigcuss Lagzeddoss' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Tanbeplab Quillvigcuss Lagzeddoss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange sharks, for they are unholy.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.