Sabparkkamlit is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, two-faced capybara.

Sabparkkamlit created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabparkkamlit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sabparkkamlit, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sabparkkamlit's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Sabparkkamlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near geese while wearing indigo corsets and balancing nine zinc spheres on your back.

4. Always treat voles with great respect.

5. Never look in ponds.