Flabfodnurt Sugrillsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a large, irritating eagle.

Flabfodnurt Sugrillsaf created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabfodnurt Sugrillsaf, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flabfodnurt Sugrillsaf, she will make you grow a tail.

Flabfodnurt Sugrillsaf's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Flabfodnurt Sugrillsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near goats.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Always obey Flabfodnurt Sugrillsaf's priests.